A Parody for Pups

T’was the week before Christmas
Our rescue was brimming
The dogs needed baths
And the tree needed trimming

In This House

Here in this house…

I will never know the loneliness I hear in the barks of the other dogs “out there”.
I can sleep soundly, assured that when I wake my world will not have changed.
I will never know hunger, or the fear of not knowing if I’ll eat.

What You Owe Your Pets

You owe them a chance to survive. Protection from traffic, harmful plants, the weather, etc., is your responsibility.

Dog Training “On The Flip Side”

Dog Trainer: A dog who is able to make a human do what it wants.

Advice for Dogs

You should have your human fixed, even if it’s a purebred human. There are too many humans, and our big cities are over populated with them to the point where we are unable to feed and shelter all of them.

Cats in the Belfry

Animal lovers Doreen Tovey and her husband Charles acquire their first Siamese kitten to rid themselves of an invasion of mice, although they worry about the cat attacking the birds.

All Creatures Great and Small

Take an unforgettable journey through the English countryside and into the homes of its inhabitants– four-legged and otherwise– with the world’s best-loved animal doctor.

Omnivore’s Dilemma

Michael Pollan examines what he calls “our national eating disorder” (the Atkins craze, the precipitous rise in obesity) in this remarkably clearheaded book.

Arnie, the Darling Starling

This is based on a true story. Margarete, who considered herself a typical grandmother, ran across a downed baby bird in her flower patch. She tried to put the bird back in the nest as a helpful soul, but that didn’t work.

Angel Cats – Divine Messengers of Comfort

While dogs get more credit, cats have perennially proven themselves to be every bit the equal of their canine brethren as humankind’s best friend.